There are no words…

alternate takes on talking hotdogs:

So I was just emailed the following video by a good friend/former fiancée type person.  My first impressions?

1. “I was pretty jacked up on marijuana”=classic.

2. I have tapped into a cultural zeitgeist!

3. OR I’m a hack!

And this is why we love Tina Fey:

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Thanks to the oft hilarious Sarah Johnson for pointing this out

I love you hot dog (part 4)

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The next few weeks were amazing.  I’ve gotta say, as nutty as it sounds, my relationship with the Hot Dog was probably the best relationship I’d ever had.  Everything was so easy.  I mean, first of all, me and the Hot Dog or “Debbie” as I later started calling it, had so much in common.  We both liked laying around, going to ball games, and just generally shooting the shit.  All of my other girlfriends seemed so needy in comparison.  If I wanted to watch television, Debbie was into that.  If I wanted to go to park, Debbie was down.  There wasn’t a single thing I could think of that Debbie didn’t want to do.  Well, save for go to the butcher, but that had more to do with fidelity issues. Read the rest of this entry »

I love you hot dog (part 3)

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I felt like I was sitting there forever, I had no idea what to do.  So when I heard the familiar clip clop back into the men’s room, I figured it was just time to leave.  I got up and walked out of the stall and made eye contact with Martin for a second.  He looked at me, the stall and then the hot dog, and thought to say something about it, but I guess he was so confused or embarrassed he let it pass. Read the rest of this entry »

wow!

stuff I like: silly hipsters!

This is old, but I re-watched it the other day.  Also: “I love you, Hot Dog part 3″ is comin’ manana!  Sorry for the delay!

how badass is this?!

Naoko Ito’s urban nature series is pretty great.   Read the rest of this entry »

stuff I like: this thing

I like this for no particular reason.

stuff I like: DJ barney iller!

So this is is Alex Ferguson aka DJ Barney Iller, who is a great dj, awesome musician, and all around good guy.  You should see him spin, for on top of the obvious visual stimulation (see above photo) the tracks are great too.  Below the cut is a remix and a long set.  Enjoy! Read the rest of this entry »