“Full on double rainbow!”

So my friends Adam Conover and Dan Klein made this crazy hilarious bizzaro world Seinfeld web series and if you aren’t watching it, shut up ya big dummy!

There are like, a million more of their videos at seinfeldcomedy.com. Check ‘em out!

Episode 5: “Cotton Eye Joe” from Jerry & George on Vimeo.

This video was made by an associate of mine, Casimir Nozkowski, a terrific filmmaker all around.  It’s a great short about stadiums, the Atlantic Yards projects and tax payer money.  What I love about all of Cas’ work is that it is thoughtful and fun at the same time.  Hope you enjoy it.

Stadium Status from Internets Celebrities on Vimeo.

I am waking up. Or rather, I can’t sleep. It’s almost two o’clock in the morning. I can imagine what I look like, were someone to creep into my cramped 6 floor walk up. I’m sweaty, naked, dried cum staining my underwear. A real peach of a picture. I get up, and go to the bathroom, rinse my face. I’m older than I think I should look. Jesus, was I always this…ragged? My stubble has gotten past the point of casual insouciance and is too short to be a beard.

I look like a hobo. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s like a beautiful, hilarious train wreck.

So television is all excited for next year, and they have just finished there upfront presentations. This is a list of the new shows/what’s been cancelled or finished.  And here are some clips of stuff I want to check out:

Mixed Signals (Fox, midseason, Tuesdays 9:30pm)

Raising Hope (Fox, Tuesday, 9:00pm)

It’s raining.  It’s raining uptown.  Julia comes to her window, and sighs.  She’s been waiting for something to happen, anything really.  This week has sucked.  Monday, wake up, work, early dinner, and the straight to bed.  Tuesday, same.  Wednesday…you get the idea.  It’s Friday and she’s really hoping, or rather hoped, something would surprise her, and break up this pattern.

But it’s raining.

No one is going out.  No one is calling her.  There is just the giant silverfish in her bathtub under a pot.  That’s the excitement for the night.  She goes to her phone, and starts to flip through the numbers in vain.  Who do you call when you don’t want to talk?  Who should you dial when you want a surprise?  She gets up from her couch, which is ratty and worn from where her former roommates cat scratched it apart.  Living alone had some perks but this nagging sense of loneliness was not one of them.

“Maybe I’ll get drunk” she thought. Read the rest of this entry »

Rob is sitting behind the counter.  He is bored.  He looks bored.  Working at 7/11 is boring.  He is thirty two.  This is too old for Rob to be working at the cash register of 7/11.  He know this.  In ten minutes the highlight of his day will happen. Read the rest of this entry »

These two photos were back to back in my camera and I thought they made a handsome pair.  More telling is that I took both of these photos.