How to get any location you want for free.

“…And when it came to the final sequences of the film I was forbidden to use fireworks.  I told the army major [in Kos, Greece] that it was essential for the film.  ’You’ll be arrested,’ he said.  ’Then arrest me,’ I said, ‘but know that I will not be unarmed tomorrow.  And the first man who touches me will drop down dead with me.’  The next day there were fifty policemen and soldiers standing watching me work, plus a few thousand people from the town who wanted to see the fireworks.  Of course, I was not armed but how were they to know?  Nobody complained or said anything.  So through all these incidents I learned very quickly that this was the very nature of filmmaking.”

Wener Herzog on why he is a badass/How he made his first feature Signs of Life.

Seriously read Herzog on Herzog.  It’s amazing.

Pizza!

Death of Print

Was in Barnes & Noble and saw this.  RIP Print!

and…cut!

I ran into a girl I went to college with, and she was with her mom, her sister, and her newborn baby.  I was really excited for her, and her new kid, and ended up standing there too long, awkwardly, not sure how to exit the conversation.  It was oddly perfunctory conversation, and I don’t know exactly what made me feel this way, but she seemed irratated about something regarding her new lot in life, and as soon as I walked out the door there was a New York Magazine in the trash, where on the cover the headline read: “I love my children.  I hate my life.”

Ouch.

But kinda funny in a weird meta, life is a movie way.

Um, really?

It’s like a beautiful, hilarious train wreck.

this was on my camera roll.

These two photos were back to back in my camera and I thought they made a handsome pair.  More telling is that I took both of these photos.

The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit! ARGGGH! SO CUTE!

But what if I get too warm?  What?!  Unzip it?  Oh!  Great!  Yes please!

untimely tax jokes

I have no idea what possessed me to make this. May double for good fake band name/cd cover though.

black rage!

Seemed to fit this week somehow…

Now THAT’S racist.

Dear Census form,

We are back to Negro again?  Seriously?