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		<title>How to get any location you want for free.</title>
		<link>http://chiokenassor.com/how-to-get-psyched-up-during-pre-production/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my first feature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[herzog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pre-production]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;And when it came to the final sequences of the film I was forbidden to use fireworks.  I told the army major [in Kos, Greece] that it was essential for the film.  &#8217;You&#8217;ll be arrested,&#8217; he said.  &#8217;Then arrest me,&#8217; I said, &#8216;but know that I will not be unarmed tomorrow.  And the first man [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>&#8220;&#8230;And when it came to the final sequences of the film I was forbidden to use fireworks.  I told the army major [in Kos, Greece] that it was essential for the film.  &#8217;You&#8217;ll be arrested,&#8217; he said.  &#8217;Then arrest me,&#8217; I said, &#8216;but know that I will not be unarmed tomorrow.  And the first man who touches me will drop down dead with me.&#8217;  The next day there were fifty policemen and soldiers standing watching me work, plus a few thousand people from the town who wanted to see the fireworks.  Of course, I was not armed but how were they to know?  Nobody complained or said anything.  So through all these incidents I learned very quickly that this was the very nature of filmmaking.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><strong>Wener Herzog</strong> on why he is a badass/How he made his first feature <em>Signs of Life.</em></p>
<p>Seriously read <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Herzog-Paul-Cronin/dp/0571207081" target="_blank">Herzog on Herzog.</a>  It&#8217;s amazing.</p>
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		<title>Pizza!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff I like.]]></category>

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		<title>Death of Print</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Was in Barnes &#38; Noble and saw this.  RIP Print!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was in Barnes &amp; Noble and saw this.  RIP Print!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-797" title="IMG_2110" src="http://chiokenassor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_2110-480x360.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" /></p>
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		<title>and&#8230;cut!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I ran into a girl I went to college with, and she was with her mom, her sister, and her newborn baby.  I was really excited for her, and her new kid, and ended up standing there too long, awkwardly, not sure how to exit the conversation.  It was oddly perfunctory conversation, and I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ran into a girl I went to college with, and she was with her mom, her sister, and her newborn baby.  I was really excited for her, and her new kid, and ended up standing there too long, awkwardly, not sure how to exit the conversation.  It was oddly perfunctory conversation, and I don&#8217;t know exactly what made me feel this way, but she seemed irratated about something regarding her new lot in life, and as soon as I walked out the door there was a New York Magazine in the trash, where on the cover the headline read: &#8220;I love my children.  I hate my life.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ouch.</p>
<p>But kinda funny in a weird meta, life is a movie way.</p>
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		<title>Um, really?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 14:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[larry david with ricky gervais and madonna?!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s like a beautiful, hilarious train wreck.]]></description>
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		<title>this was on my camera roll.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 21:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff I like.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sowwy for da racism!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These two photos were back to back in my camera and I thought they made a handsome pair.  More telling is that I took both of these photos.]]></description>
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<p>These two photos were back to back in my camera and I thought they made a handsome pair.  More telling is that I took both of these photos.</p>
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		<title>The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit!  ARGGGH!  SO CUTE!</title>
		<link>http://chiokenassor.com/the-hoodie-footie-snuggle-suit-argggh-so-cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This is both horrible and great!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But what if I get too warm?  What?!  Unzip it?  Oh!  Great!  Yes please!]]></description>
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<h1>But what if I get too warm?  What?!  Unzip it?  Oh!  Great!  Yes please!</h1>
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		<title>untimely tax jokes</title>
		<link>http://chiokenassor.com/untimely-tax-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 08:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time to file an extension...for your cock. Hey YO!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea what possessed me to make this. May double for good fake band name/cd cover though.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea what possessed me to make this.  May double for good fake band name/cd cover though.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-667" title="h&amp;r cockblock!" src="http://chiokenassor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hrcockblock1.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
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		<title>black rage!</title>
		<link>http://chiokenassor.com/black-rage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[literary humor!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seemed to fit this week somehow&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seemed to fit this week somehow&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-509" title="black rage!" src="http://chiokenassor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_2239-360x480.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="480" /></p>
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		<title>Now THAT&#8217;S racist.</title>
		<link>http://chiokenassor.com/now-thats-racist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chioke</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ga-wha?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama where are you?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oh yeah thanks for health care! I forgots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Census form, We are back to Negro again?  Seriously?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear <a href="http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php" target="_blank">Census form</a>,</p>
<p>We are back to Negro again?  <em>Seriously?</em></p>
<p><em></em> <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-491" title="datsracist" src="http://chiokenassor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/datsracist-480x94.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="94" /></p>
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