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So as I’m staring at this hot dog, which has suddenly gone silent, I paused to look around. Maybe I was on one of those prank shows. People always seem really happy that they’ve been busted on a prank show, even when they look like total assholes, and I guess it’s ’cause of moments like these. It would be so much better to find a recorder in the hot dog and look like an idiot on tv than the reality of actually talking to a talking hot dog.
But there are no camera crews, no Ashton Kutchers with his stupid trucker hats, just me, surrounded by a throng of business commuters. Read the rest of this entry »