Ok, so another obvious method of killing yourself is the Jumping Off of Tall Things track. One thing we failed to mention in regards to guns is the cleanup factor. Not to be a jerk, but isn’t it just a teensy bit inconsiderate to leave your loved ones one final annoying chore to take care of? If you’ve ever seen Pulp Fiction, apparently cleaning brain and bits of skull is sort of a cluster fuck. But maybe you have no loved ones, hence the suicide idea to begin with. Even still, do you really want to be remembered as the person that Chuck from sanitation was cursing at when he fired up the utility hose?
No, of course you don’t, which is why people have been jumping off of tall things for centuries.
Where to jump?
The benefit of jumping off of a tall thing is that you can do it anywhere and at no cost. And if you are have roommates, it won’t leave a terrible mess that would force the landlord to keep their security deposit. That being said, picking the place to do it is important. Read the rest of this entry »