Before we get started on pills, let’s make a checklist of things to consider:
Price: is your chosen method gonna cost you an arm and a leg? Because if so, you’re getting ripped off. Consider this as an idea: the best things in life are free. Does this apply to your method?
Ease of use: Let’s face it, if it’s too difficult, your probably gonna give up like you did with that ikea shoe nook. Suicide shouldn’t take all day, nor should it give you a headache. What’s the point of choosing the easy way out if it’s a pain in the butt?
Pain factor: Is it gonna hurt? A lot? For a long time? This sounds a lot like life. If your alternative to life is painful, and does’t involve awesome things like cookies and naps, why bother?
Cleanup: This is only for the hyper considerate, but vanity can also play a part. If you shit yourself, will it have the desired effect of showing that certain someone how much they screwed up by letting you go? If there is vomit everywhere, will it detract from how much people will miss you? Yes. It will. Read the rest of this entry »