To The Man With Dog Flirting With The Clerk At The Bookstore,

Watched you talk about her upcoming novel and book of short stories with great interest.  No one mentioned why there were two full two liter bottles of Canada Dry Seltzer in the middle of the floor.  Seemed like a wise omission.

Hoping you got her number,

-Chioke*

*inspired by the supremely excellent “Letters to New Yorkers” by Cirocco Dunlap (aka: the best).

I’m back!  So chiokenassor.com just got a site redesign, which is great, though looks very similar to the average viewer.  But you know what looks BRAND new and AWESOME?  The new web series Very Mary Kate (see below-sville).  Be sure to check back for an all new store, and writing page!  Huzzah!  The innernet!